Living on Lord Howe Island


First day of school

Posted by Dani Rourke – Thursday, February 06, 2014

Elsie started school this week at the Lord Howe Island Central School. I still can’t quite believe it!

Elsie went to a Transition class at the school for half a day each Wednesday last year, so she knows the school and the kids well and there were no tears at the school gate. We were also lucky to have a quick visit from the ever-reliable Nanna and Pa who came all the way from Sydney to help with last minute preparations for the big day. Nanna is a school teacher, and she quickly produced her own permanent marker and labelled all of Elsie’s uniforms and other school things in perfect black teacher-writing. She also has extensive knowledge of kindergarten etiquette. Nanna was the one who bought the bottle green undies to go under the school uniform. She thinks of everything.

We had a slightly nervous discussion the night before school about another item on Nanna’s list: the black Clarks school shoes. The Lord Howe school uniform does not include shoes. The kids go to school barefoot. To be honest, I’d prefer it if Elsie wore shoes to school, because I can clearly remember the countless foot-related injuries I received at school. I had lots of bee stings, stubbed toes, bike-crash-gravel-scrapes, a tetanus shot after stepping on a rusty nail … and I spent most of my lunchtimes reading books in the library! But in the end, peer pressure got the better of me and I signed the dreaded permission note and release of liability form and let Elsie go to school without shoes. Stay tuned for photos of the gory stubbed toes, they can’t be too far away.

So, tell me, what should I do about the length of Elsie’s uniform? (Can I fix it with a stapler?). And, where was your first school? Do you remember your first day?


Christmas at Lord Howe

Posted by Pinetrees Lodge – Friday, January 03, 2014

Just before Christmas, one of our guests who was checking out said that he was disappointed that there wasn’t much Christmas spirit on Lord Howe. We were all a bit shocked. The Lord Howe Islanders love Christmas; we sing, we eat and drink too much and we wonder who will play Santa. But, like pretty much everything on Lord Howe, Christmas is kind of non-commercial. In fact it’s so low-key that one of our housekeepers went to the shop to buy some Christmas chocolates or candy canes to leave in the guests’ rooms on Christmas morning and failed to find anything suitable.

We have an enormous collection of photos of Christmas Day on Lord Howe and the Christmas events and parties we have in December each year, but because we’re busy over Christmas and New Year, I never seem to get around to putting them up on the blog. They always seem a bit out of date by February when things settle down a bit. So … in the interests of proving that we do have some Lord Howe Christmas spirit (although it’s different to, say, the QVB in Sydney), here are a few photos of Lord Howe at Christmas time.

We all get together to sing Christmas carols on the lawn outside Joys Shop a few days before Christmas. This year Clive and Melanie played the organ on the back of the truck. The girls in the choir sang beautifully. There was a stable built of palm logs and Mary arrived on the back of a horse. Baby Jesus was a real baby. The pre-schoolers were all dressed up as angels and shepherds to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star – all except Pixie, who took off her wings and rolled in the dirt just before they went on.

Santa visits on Christmas Eve to give presents to all of the girls and boys who’ve been good. Ho! Ho! Ho! This year he arrived on the Board’s cherry picker, but he’s arrived by boat and by fire engine in the past. There’s a huge crowd and all of the kids get a present, even the visitors. Santa’s amazing, isn’t he? How does he do it? Some of them are terrified and some of them love Santa and want to give him a cuddle. Despite his jolly nature, he had clearly been watching and expressed an opinion on which kids were lucky to get presents “this one is a real surprise… Brodie, and another surprise… Ryan”. It was pretty quick this year, Santa didn’t muck around. He was in and out within about an hour. I suppose he has a busy schedule on Christmas Eve.

What did you do for Christmas at your place? I hope you had a good time!


Lord Howe in July

Posted by Dani Rourke – Sunday, July 21, 2013

It can get cold at Lord Howe, honestly it can. On winter nights when we light the log fire at Pinetrees it gets down to 18 degrees or so. And some days, when I’m waiting at the airport to meet the plane in my shorts, it can feel quite chilly. Like everyone else, Lord Howe Islanders talk about the weather a lot. We say “beautiful day today” or “isn’t it freezing?”… although I once made the mistake of saying “isn’t it freezing?” to Ana, who’s originally from Estonia, and she said “no”. Not surprising, really.

We have a Wilderness Week at Pinetrees this week and we’re taking guests out to some of the most remote parts of the island. We had planned to go walking, but it was so beautiful on the lagoon yesterday that we decided to have an early morning snorkelling trip as well.

Pixie had never been on the glass bottom boat before, and she had a wonderful time. There’s always someone on a boat trip with uncontrollable children, and yesterday that was me. Pixie was sitting next to our guide, Dean Hiscox, from Lord Howe Environmental Tours while he pointed out the different varieties of coral. As soon as he started to explain, she’d say “’Scuse me, ‘scuse me” and he’d say “Yes, Pixie?” and she’d say “Where’s Nemo?”. She did this about fifty times, until I was ready to feed her to the little Galapagos shark. Luckily, Dean is well organised and he quietly produced a stale bread roll and asked her to feed the fish, which kept her quiet for at least two minutes.

We saw a big Spangled emperor, some Double headers, beautiful Clownfish (they’re black and white at Lord Howe, not orange like the ones in Finding Nemo) and stylish Moorish idols, which look like they were created by a fashion designer. Shortly afterwards, Pixie said, loudly, “I need to do a wee wee” and Luke had to take off about three layers of clothing and hold her over the side of the boat. For the rest of the trip, she squirmed and wriggled, fell over and giggled and generally had a lovely time. Dean’s dad, Ken, who was driving the boat, kindly asked Elsie to help him and she really enjoyed it until Pixie wanted to join in, helpfully grabbing the throttle.

Lord Howe Environmental Tours is a family business and Dean’s Mum, Jill, is in charge of the boatshed. She’s fantastic with people, outrageously funny, and she just loves the job. Every time Dean gives her a day off, she comes to work anyway. Jill greets the guests, looks after the bookings, answers the questions, helps people with wetsuits and adds her own magic touches. Jill is the one who provides a big tub of water for you to wash your feet in and a towel to dry them off before you put your shoes back on. In winter, she heats up the water. It sounds like a little thing, but sometimes it’s the little things that make the difference between a good day and a great one. Pixie loved the tub of warm water. She put her hands in first, then leaned over and put the top of her head in. Then she climbed in and sat down. After a couple of hours’ snorkelling, sometimes you feel cold to the very core. So Jill also makes big mugs of tea, coffee, Milo and just about every other hot drink you can think of. Jill made Elsie and Pixie a special Milo – one with extra Milo sprinkled on the top. They both loved it, but only Pixie would think of putting both hands in and then rubbing them all over Jill’s perfectly clean windows…

I’m sure Pixie’s behaviour will improve if I stop laughing every time she does something naughty. So, tell me, what terrible things have your kids done recently?


Plane spotting

Posted by Dani Rourke – Saturday, June 15, 2013

There are a lot of plane nerds at Lord Howe. The airstrip is short and if the weather is looking a bit tricky and the landing might be an “interesting” one, there can sometimes be a hundred people lined up along the airstrip to see the QantasLink plane land. (Yes, I know, it might also have something to do with the fact that there isn’t much entertainment here on a winter afternoon).

I’ve seen the plane-watchers applaud when, despite the difficult conditions, the pilot pulls off a smooth landing. And, very occasionally, the pilot, having seen the audience, will disembark and take a bow. People here often start conversations with “did you see the landing today?”. They all seem to know the details of the comings and goings of the various freight planes and charter planes. We even have a friend, Peter Phillipps, who wrote a whole book about the flying boats at Lord Howe. He loves taking photos of the various planes that visit Lord Howe and, even though he’s run a busy and successful tour business for the last 10 years, he still works one day a week at the airport. I’m almost certain that he keeps the airport job just so that he can get really close to all those planes.

We’ve had a Hercules from Richmond RAAF base at Lord Howe for a few days doing practice landings. The whole process is utterly mesmerising. You can hear the plane long before you see it. As it gets closer and louder, you suddenly see how enormous it is and wonder how it could ever land on such a short strip. It seems to be moving slowly but when it goes past you there’s an incredible noise and a rush of hot air. The landings are even more exciting at night, when the airport’s emergency lights are turned on.

When I was a kid at Lord Howe I used to love watching the Hercules do practice landings. The game was to sit on the rocks at the end of the airstrip. It was a scary place to sit, because the Hercules lands at the start of the strip, about 20 metres away. When it landed at dusk, it would approach with the lights off and then turn the lights on at the last minute. As it was approaching, it always looked like it was going to land right on top of us. Usually, someone said something stupid, like: “I’ve never seen it come in this low before…” and we would all start to scream. We were much too scared to run away. So we’d hold on tight to the rocks and each other, close our eyes and scream and the Hercules would fly over our heads with an enormous roar and a huge gush of hot air and after a minute or two we’d all start to breathe again. One day, one of the bigger kids came up with an improvement. For every landing, you had to move up one rock higher. By the time the Hercules finished its practice landings for the night, we were practically sitting on the end of the airstrip. Sure beats Xbox.


A mysterious mass migration

Posted by Pinetrees Lodge – Saturday, June 01, 2013

Lord Howe Island is part of Australia, indeed New South Wales, but we’re a bit different. While we have no dream of self-government or semi-autonomy (is that how you describe Norfolk Island?), we do have a healthy disrespect for mainland authority. So often, when mainland regulations are applied to Lord Howe, they just don’t work. This list of examples is endless, and includes bans on buying local meat and milk, bag limits for recreational fishing and state-wide fire bans which are enforced on Lord Howe even during periods of cool, rainy weather.

If we don’t like mainland authority, what do you think our opinion is of those ‘expats’ who try to impose mainland authority, particularly those who live amongst us? Well, in all honesty, we like them and welcome them into our community. A lot of the time, they have a difficult job to do. We may not like their planning decisions, red tape, or local tax hikes, but at the same time, their kids go to school with ours and we see them every day at the local shop. On the mainland, you don’t get to see the man who refused your garage extension or the woman who fined you for pruning your native tree that you planted in your garden. On Lord Howe, and I guess in other very small communities, you’ll probably sit next to that person when you go out for dinner on Saturday night (and you’ll have to make conversation with them about the weather or the football). Can you feel the tension?

Luckily, we mostly handle the tension with humour, a shrug and the typical Lord Howe smile, and the community continues to function in a relative state of happy harmony. Some people even take the tension on as a way of defusing it. One former Administrator of the Lord Howe Island Board, the local council, made lifelong friends when he called his yappy Sydney silky terrier “FUNIC” – a well-known islander acronym for mainland public servants which means Fairly Useless Non-Islander Clown (or something like that).

Recently, there’s been a mass defection of senior Lord Howe Island Board officers. I’m not sure what’s going on at the Board, but it’s been a bit like the migration of the muttonbirds. One day there seems to be thousands of them, all squawking loudly, and the next they’ve all gone. Is it the number of daylight hours, changes in temperature, gravitational patterns or just an innate sense of needing to be somewhere else? Or is it the typical human motivations of power, frustration, ambition or stress? Whatever the case, there’s enough material for a great novel. The CEO, as the Administrator is now called, took up a high-powered position in Newcastle, leaving the business manager in charge, but only after making a few radical last-minute changes, or so the story goes. The engineer moved back to his old job in Canberra (safely inland), to support the Brumbies and build really big roundabouts. The marine parks manager moved to Groote Eylandt, for some bizarre reason. The works manager is moving to Port Lincoln to run a much larger airport than the one at Lord Howe. I’ve heard that there’s still one more to go, but please don’t say that you heard it from me. Lord Howe gossip is notoriously unreliable. When the Harvard Business School people talk about “complete loss of corporate knowledge”, they could use Lord Howe as a case study.

Meanwhile, the islanders find the mass migration amusing and intriguing, and luckily have some confidence that they can manage their own affairs (as they’ve done since the early 1800s). On Tuesday afternoon when I spotted it, almost all islanders, including the usual stirrers, had been at Michael “Humpty Mick” Thompson’s funeral. So who was responsible for this sign on the official Lord Howe Island Board noticeboard?



Sharks, stingrays and clown fish... in Sydney

Posted by Dani Rourke – Saturday, May 25, 2013

Our holiday got off to a pretty slow start. Luckily for you, I didn’t take any photos of the numerous trips to the dentist, doctor and hairdresser which are always a boring but necessary part of our family trips to Sydney. We also spend a lot of our time in Sydney at the supermarket and the local 50 metre pool – again, not very photogenic, but if you have kids, you’ll understand.

On Tuesday we took the kids to Sydney Aquarium in Darling Harbour. I know it sounds a bit strange to take kids who live on a sub-tropical island to see an aquarium. In theory, I could just as easily take them out on a glass bottom boat at Lord Howe to see the southern-most coral reef in the world with its amazing array of tropical and sub-tropical fish. But have you ever tried to keep a 2 year old still for two hours on a small boat with 15 other people? It would be a complete nightmare. The aquarium is great for kids because you can run for two hours and still see most of the exhibits.

There’s so much to see at the aquarium and it’s years since I went there last. Everyone remembers the big grey nurse sharks, but I had forgotten about the dark and murky platypus exhibit, the tiny dancing seahorses that look like they are made of lots of fluttering ribbons, the luminous jellyfish, the little penguins that dive, swim and bask on the rocks and the sole dugong with its sad face, eating fresh cos lettuce for lunch. There was also an amazing Great Barrier Reef exhibit where we saw Nemo, Marlin, Dory, Bruce and Mr Ray all in the one spot.

Almost as much fun was the people watching. There were some very over-excited school groups, a few young couples holding hands, lots of little kids in prams and some with their grandparents. Everyone seemed to be having a good time. The only part of the day that I wasn’t so sure about was the full-on commercial bit (but of course that’s how the Aquarium makes its money...). There was a young woman at the door with a big camera to welcome us and to try to get us all in a photo together (pretty difficult with hyperactive kids, so we managed to get away). Around every second corner there seemed to be another friendly girl with a colourful display of lollies right at toddler eye level. And then, when I thought we had finally escaped, the only exit involved walking through a very large toy shop overflowing with stuffed Nemos, grey nurse sharks and dugongs and staffed by very friendly people who were all trying to sell us the photo they hadn’t managed to take at the entry. Exhausting!

We have a couple more days here – what’s your favourite Sydney excursion with kids?







Could you live without the internet?

Posted by Dani Rourke – Monday, May 06, 2013


I love the internet – how did we ever live without it? No piece of information is too unimportant or too obscure to find. I spend hours on YouTube and reading blogs. Yes, you guessed it, mummy blogs. And it’s pretty amazing to be able to order books, clothes, vacuum cleaner bags or even a taxi or a holiday without leaving my desk. I wouldn’t describe myself as addicted to the internet – our internet speed at Lord Howe is a bit slow for that and I’ve never invented a virtual life for myself or done anything with Twitter or Instagram – but I’m amazed and thankful that we have it and I wouldn’t want to live without it.

So imagine my horror last week when our ISP, Reachnet, sent us one month’s notice of termination. Reachnet is pulling out of Lord Howe and dumping its 69 customers. It isn’t economically viable anymore. The service will finish on 31 May 2013.

Big deal, I hear you say, just sign up with another ISP. Unfortunately, it isn’t that simple. There are three ISPs operating at Lord Howe at present, Reachnet, Activ8 and Clear Networks, the Australian Broadband Guarantee provider. Activ8 isn’t accepting any more customers. Clear Networks can’t pull out, but it isn’t exactly winning awards either.

We have a Clear Networks service at Pinetrees (as well as a Reachnet service). Clear Networks drops out frequently, sometimes for 3 or 4 days at a time. Once someone backed a truck into the tower at the southern end of the island, it fell over and the internet didn’t work for 10 days. The speed is so slow that it’s difficult to complete basic tasks. Two bank transfers can take half an hour. It is sometimes quicker just to print out a document and hand deliver it to the intended recipient than to try to attach the document to an email and send it. The Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy investigated our complaints about the service and even produced a report, but unfortunately the service has not improved.

At Lord Howe, we still think of the fax machine as a useful and convenient piece of equipment. We have to train new staff members to use it, since many of them were born in the 90s and have never seen a fax machine outside re-runs of Friends. Actually, and this is going to make me sound even older, it isn’t just fax machines that are obsolete for young people. One of our guests told me that she had a 25 year old computer programmer working for her. One day she asked him to post something and he came in with the envelope and asked her where to put the stamp – true story!

One alternative to our current internet service is the NBN’s interim satellite service (ISS). Reachnet had been in discussions with the NBN Co and Optus to conduct a trial at Lord Howe using the Optus satellite. The Lord Howe school has an Optus internet service and it’s supposed to be fantastic. They even have video conferencing facilities. But, of course, apart from the school, Optus isn’t accepting Lord Howe customers either. It appears that something has gone wrong, and the Reachnet letter says that the NBN Co could not commit to a start date for the ISS and “cannot assist in the short term”. We will just have to wait until the ISS satellite is ready in 2015 or 2016. Fancy running a business for two years without the internet?

We would like the NBN Co to go ahead with a trial of the ISS on Lord Howe as soon as possible. We would also like Reachnet to continue to provide services to Lord Howe customers until the ISS is operating. If the Optus satellite does not have enough capacity (which is possible) we would like the Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy to authorise the NBN Co to buy more capacity from our current satellite (GE23). In the future, we may have a mobile phone tower on the island, which would give us much cheaper and more reliable internet. But we love our mobile-free life and I don’t think that Lord Howe is quite ready to join the rat race – do you?

So – this is where I ask for your help… and it would be a BIG favour. Could you please follow this up for me on Facebook, Twitter and by email? Simply ask:

What are the Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy and the NBN Co doing to ensure that Reachnet customers on Lord Howe continue to have internet access after 31 May 2013?

Can the NBN Co arrange a trial of the ISS on Lord Howe to begin as soon as possible?

Can DBCDE please ensure that Reachnet continues to provide services at Lord Howe until the ISS is working?

Could you do that for me please? Feel free to add colourful language.

Facebook posts

Put a FB post on Senator Stephen Conroy’s page (just cut and paste the words above):

And one on the National Broadband Network page:


Send a tweet to Malcolm Turnbull and Julia Gillard, using the #NBN hashtag. (It’s taken me half the night to work out how, but I’ve done it).


Send emails to some or all of the following:

  • Senator Stephen Conroy (ALP), Minister for Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy:
  • Tanya Plibersek (ALP), Federal member for Sydney (which includes Lord Howe):
  • Malcolm Turnbull (LIB), Shadow Minister for Communications:
  • Julia Gillard (ALP), Prime Minister:
  • Senator Simon Birmingham (LIB), member of Joint Committee on NBN: submit form via
  • Luke Hartsuyker (LIB) Shadow Minister for Regional Communications:
  • Senator Doug Cameron (ALP) head of Senate Committee on Broadband and member of Joint Committee on the NBN: submit form via
  • Senator Fiona Nash (LIB): submit form via

Many thanks for your help and support. If you wish to keep reading this blog after 31 May 2013, you may need to get your fax machine out of the garage and send me your fax number.

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About Dani Rourke

HELP! I have 2 children, 25 staff and up to 85 guests. I was a lawyer for 10 years, but recently escaped. My husband and I moved from Sydney to beautiful Lord Howe Island to run Pinetrees Lodge, which has been in my family for 6 generations. I'm writing about family business, island life and the whole work/family disaster. Did someone say balance?

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